Brittney is a loser. Oh wait, that's me.

buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell


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yutaka7:

S5にナイスなプリンセスバブルガム☓マーセリン回があると聞いて
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phobs-heh:

"What’s the meaning of this shit?!"

how he can be so beautiful argh


khaliasenpai:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

one time in high school i was sick with strep throat but the school refused to let me leave until after lunch and i was miserable all morning. so as revenge i coughed on my hands and rubbed them all up and down the stair well railing because i was angry and miserable.

about a month later literally half the school was sick with strep and bad colds. oops.

jackerlope:

"how will i explain gay couples to my children”

if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love

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therealleaah:

XIV
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fenrir-kin:

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase

right up there with Viva la pluto

adam-the-winchester:

221bakerstreet-london:

deduction-to-seduction:

mrs-mob-johnlocked:

This show.

can I just

Guys it got better.

God, did it get better. 

sherlockian need a lesson on what “better” means


sherholmies:

one day johnlock will be canon and that day the internet will collapse, the people will go out and celebrate, the wars will stop, flowers will come from the sky

the world will be a better place