employer: why should we hire you?
me: i got first place on Rainbow Road
employer: holy shit
in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”
most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking